Winner of the 100th post giveaway

I had a good laugh going through all the entries. I had my panel of judges (Children aged 5 – 17) choose the winner and they picked –

Kathy Trevelion said…
An obese quilter is rushed into the ER by ambulance. the paramedic says, “quick, Doc, patch/stitch her up. She’s been cut into fat quarters!”
November 28, 2010 8:22 PM Evidently, Kathy made that one up, so a gold star for effort Kath! Your FQ’s are on there way.