Rachel from P.S I Quilt and Fat Quarter Shop are hosting a giveaway. This is my entry.
Santa was on his way to Australia with a sleigh full of goodies when suddenly through the fog appeared a QANTAS A380. Rudolph was startled, as his in-flight navigation system had failed – his shiny red nose. The sleigh did a 360 degree manoeuvre to avoid the giant steel beast and one, small package plummeted down to a tiny village somewhere in the world. In that package was 7 yards of backing fabric for a quilt that had to be finished for Christmas (from the fatquartershop).
That package was mine …….
On Christmas morn I awoke to find a mountain of presents all stacked under the tree, all but one
My present……
On the other side of the world an excited young woman awoke to find a parcel with her name on it. (Evidently Jane in her country is a very popular name!) All her Christmas dreams came true. Now she could marry her beloved Janeo (masculine version of Jane) and have the bridesmaid dresses she had always dreamed of.
I am glad Jane had received my gift because that is what Christmas is all about – spreading the joy (and being crafty)
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| Love those curtains |
Oh, this is way too funny!! Good job.
Bwahahahahahaha!!